Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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