I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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