no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The maid of honor just puked.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Buhtt sex?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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