There is no way he is gay with that hair.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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