So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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