Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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