Sry I called you an 8
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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