I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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