"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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