butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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