How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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