Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
i now understand why vodka
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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