It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Terrible idea I love it
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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