I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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