tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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