Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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