i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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