let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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