ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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