I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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