I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
