Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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