do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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