Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize