last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
