So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Terrible idea I love it
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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