honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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