I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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