i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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