ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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