ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Plan B is the new Plan A
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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