only you would photoshop your dick
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
whose parrot is this?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
