It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Come see our sink grown plant.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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