I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm having to shit out rocks
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize