She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
you never un-have a 4some
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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