I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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