I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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