It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My hand turned me down
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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