have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's shark week go big or go home
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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