Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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