I wanna bring you to show and tell
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Randomize
