if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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