we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You are a genius and a whore.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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