did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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