I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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