how can u be prego again
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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