let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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