I'm drive I can fine osifer
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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