Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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