dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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