I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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