Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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