She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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