I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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