Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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